NMA News, America’s favorite Taiwanese news tabloid, issued a report on presidential candidate Rick Santorum‘s speech on America’s “spiritual war.” Santorum thinks America is being attacked by “the Father of Lies,” and of course that is really funny for an NMA News viral clip. NMA News also questions whether the Father of Lies hasn’t already taken over the White House.

NMA News put together a video involving a hot computer generated girl, for those of you who like NMA News computer generated graphics.

NMA News craziness:

NMA News knows exactly how to make hilarious videos that even–or perhaps especially–Americans will love. This time they made a video where on of their CGI anchors needs help creating an online dating profile. Her room mate tells her in Chinese that she shouldn’t be lonely forever.

Esse, a weather girl, does a brief promo for her show where she dances about the weather and says, “I got my eyes on you.”

The narrator opens it up by saying, “Weather girls bad.” Esse speaks in English during this promo.

“As you can probably tell by my presence in a dump like Cleveland, I have an important message for you about the economy…”

“Some of you haven’t been doing your part. Go out and get a freakin job–especially you 99ers. 99 weeks of unemployment? Get real.”

“And you people with jobs aren’t helping much either. Go out and spend. Take a vacation. Go somewhere nice, like Spain. Wait, scratch that. Go somewhere local.”

“So here’s the deal: I’ve got some new economic proposals. I know the last ones didn’t work out so well, but never mind that.”

And more:

NMA News highlights some of the more extremist reactions to the Ground Zero Mosque, but their video includes Greg Gutfeld’s proposed gay bar next to the mosque.

The gay bar comes in at the 1:10 mark.

Here is the translation to that section:

…But others say Muslims should review their own prejudice. But in the end, whether or not they build a mosque, this has unexpectedly turned into an election issue.

但也有人说回教徒
才应该检讨自己的偏见
这下到底盖不盖一座清真寺
竟然变成选举话题

Rod Blagojevich was found guilty on one lesser count and the jury hung on 23 counts relating to corruption and the attempted sale of Barack Obama’s Senate seat.

Taiwan’s NMA News, of course, is right on the story:

You will notice that NMA News has been evolving for Americans over time. Now they have added CGI people at the end of their American-related videos telling people, in English, to subscribe.

Taiwan’s premier gossip news agency is at it again. NMA News reports on “Google’s world domination and loss of mojo.” It has English subtitles too, as if their graphics aren’t easy enough to follow. I’m sure China would agree with NMA about Google…

China recently passed Japan (or knocked them out, as this video shows it) and became the second largest economy.

NMA News reports:

When Dodge launched their tent event (as in circus tents), PETA quickly criticized their use of a chimpanzee in the ad who launched confetti. Dodge made their next move and got the better of PETA: an ad with an invisible monkey!

The ad itself is below the fold, but here we have the Taiwanese news channel NMA News reporting on the incident with easy-to-follow graphics, complete with PETA’s chief spewing literal fire at Dodge’s CEO:

Dodge’s new ad is in the full post:
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